Apple iPad

I wish my iPhone was too big for my pocket and couldn't make phone calls

Here's what you need to know: iPad sucks. It's a 1.5lb and 0.5" thick 9.7" screened oversized iPod touch with an oversized price and oversized hype. You can read books on it (snore) and the usual iPod stuff. I bet you serious cash it costs Apple less to make than a touch but they charge 3 times as much for it.

iFaglet™